This is something I got in my email - funny headlines. I'm sure the stories behind these weren't funny but just reading how these headlines were written is (^_^) And no, the comments in brackets aren't mine, that's how the email went.
1. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [
Imagine that!]
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [
No, really?]
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [
Now that's taking things a bit far!]
4. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [
Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
5. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [
What a guy!]
6. Miners Refuse to Work after Death [
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
7. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [
See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
8. War Dims Hope for Peace [
I can see where it might have that effect!]
9. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [
You think?]
10. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [
Who would have thought!]
11. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [
They may be on to something!]
12. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
13. Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [
he probably IS the battery charge!]
14. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [
Weren't they fat enough?!]
15. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [
That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
16. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [
do they taste like chicken?]
17. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
18. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [
Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
19. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead